The ground trembles!

Just had a minor earthquake here in the Midwest, 5.4 on the Richter scale centered about 40 miles NW of Evansville.

As the pros say, more details when they're available. Meanwhile, feel free to laugh your ass off as we scramble hysterically making a huge deal out of this. Whatever, California, just wait until it snows! Which, of course, it never will again. Rain, at least!